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Tis The day After Christmas…..

Posted by randy on December 25, 2011 at 8:11 pm

Tis the day after Christmas,

And all through the crib,

None of us is moving,

In fact we’re still wearing our bib.

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We had a feast for queens and kings,

A personal buffet we laid out,

We ate til full,

Burped and ate some more,

Then loaded our Tupperware,

And went on our way.

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HERE COMES THE FAT SEASON!!

Posted by randy on October 10, 2011 at 12:39 am

It’s here Weight Gain Season! —whether you’re ready or not.

Just look at the seasonal shelves in your favorite store. Retailers like to call it ‘holiday season’ but let’s be more accurate.

Weight Gain season begins now and runs straight through New Year’s…and it all started with those isles Of Candy for Halloween!

new orleans weight gain HERE COMES THE FAT SEASON!!

The next two months will bring ample opportunity for you to expand your waistline. Of course the choice is yours.

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WHY WE SLEEP GOOD AT NIGHT

Posted by randy on July 28, 2011 at 2:30 am

Just received an email from a new client that really touched us. We get so many like this and if you

could see them you would know why we take our profession so serious. Man, people trust us with

their lives. This isn’t a game, or a part time gig. This is what we are called to do and are so honored

and humbled that God uses us to touch people’s lives. If you don’t get choked up reading this you

need to check your pulse. This is why Brenda and I sleep so well at night.

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INDEPENDENCE DAY – FREE FROM GUILT!

Posted by randy on July 4, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Okay, you flew the flag, lit some fire crackers,

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then you stuffed yourself. You had your day of infamy as being

able to ingest more food than humanly thought
possible.

You had your fun. You ate, burped, ate some more.
Your feet are swollen, you are taking alka seltzer,
and you are promising that you will never eat like
this again.

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Opportunity Of Your Life

Posted by randy on November 5, 2010 at 10:44 pm

Seriously, I feel those that take advantage of this offer are getting an opportunity of their life.
Because once this is gone – it’s gone! Which means you only have one chance this lifetime
to do this.

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