And all through the crib,

None of us is moving,

In fact we’re still wearing our bib.

We had a feast for queens and kings,

A personal buffet we laid out,

We ate til full,

Burped and ate some more,

Then loaded our Tupperware,

And went on our way.

We rode home sprawled out,

Too stuffed to move,

Belts unbuckled and shoe laces loose,

Definitely not in our cheery groove.

Feet already swollen,

And those new clothes definitely not loose.

We waddled through our door,

Went straight to the kitchen,

We popped open that microwave,

And to our dismay ate another rendition,

All laid out on the counter,

A sight to see,

Another personal buffet just for me,

Well Jesus is great,

And because of the way we ate,

We fell to our knees,

Thank God for Alka-Seltzer and no more cheese..

Well it is almost 2012,

We look back in awe,

The food we consumed,

How did we eat it all.

Thank our God for Bootcamp,

And our coaches we see.,

For they love us so much,

They had foresight to see,

That health is an issue,

Overeating a tradition,

Extra weight a burden.

That something had to be done.

So in true love for all,

A Bootcamp was planted,

There all of us to attend,

To retrieve the health that was lost,

That personal buffet that was served,

We must now pay the cost.

So onward ladies,

Sisters, mothers and brides,

For health is a blessing and an honor to God,

With camp activities, tabatas and the like,

The women boot camps, hundreds do like,

Push-ups and weights, jump ropes and tires,

Whatever it takes to get fit and perspire.

So get off your rears,

Get to a camp,

And make this year,

A year to remember,

Your fittest and healthiest,

And remember my dears,

It’s all about choices and options,

In health just as careers,

So next Christmas as you eat,

Make a smarter choice,

And in fairy tales we reserve,

The story of gluttony feasts.

To Your Health,

Randy & Brenda Woody

Your Fat Loss experts

Just look at the seasonal shelves in your favorite store. Retailers like to call it ‘holiday season’ but let’s be more accurate.

Weight Gain season begins now and runs straight through New Year’s…and it all started with those isles Of Candy for Halloween!

The next two months will bring ample opportunity for you to expand your waistline. Of course the choice is yours.

Why discuss it now and not mid way through December?
Because now is your opportunity to plan for the weeks ahead. Once the craziness begins, you’ll be too busy to put a plan into action.

So let’s take this moment of clarity, this calm before the storm, to outline a two-part plan that will save your waist from unwanted holiday inches.

1) Part One: Your Exercise Plan.

Exercise is the first thing people cut when they get busy, and the holiday season is notorious for empty gyms.

This year do something different—obligate yourself to exercise. Promising to yourself won’t do it, you need to promise to others so that you won’t drop the ball.

Sign up to work with a fitness expert – This is the perfect solution for consistent, challenging and effective workouts.
They can give you the attention and assistance that you need to power through the holidays in better shape than ever – talk about motivating!

Join a Exercise Program – You won’t be as effective exercising on your own during the busy holiday season, so join a class for accountability.
Find something challenging that gets your heart rate elevated and uses strength training.

Get a serious exercise buddy – Some friends can be an awesome help while others end up pulling you down.

When looking for an exercise buddy consider the following questions:
- Do they share your fitness goals?
- Are they fairly encouraging?
- Do they give up easily?
- Are they at your fitness level?

2) Part Two: Your Diet Plan.
The holidays offer ample opportunities to indulge, so you need to hammer down some guidelines before hitting that buffet line.

I’m not saying that you shouldn’t indulge in any seasonal treats, but use moderation.
Don’t use the holidays as an excuse to eat until the point of being uncomfortable – will you really miss that bloated feeling?
Decide which treats to cut out this year.

-Don’t bring edible treats to the office or to parties. You know that the leftovers will come home and you’ll end up eating far more than your share. This year do everyone a favor by not gifting fattening treats.

-When faced with a buffet line, load your plate first with greens, vegetables and lean meats before breads and heavier foods. Also drink water with your meal and keep alcoholic beverages to a 2-drink maximum.

-Beware of holiday drinks – most are brimming with calories. Hot drinks from coffee shops, cocktails at parties and creamy eggnog are all very enjoyable and all filled with empty calories. Stick with hot tea or unsweetened coffee.

-Everywhere you go during the holiday season brings you face-to-face with a plate of sweets. To avoid being a bore but without adding inches to your waist, try the one treat rule. Each time you’re in a social situation that involves sweets just eat one, and enjoy your treat slowly.

You don’t have to gain weight this holiday season. The key is your mindset.

If you approach the holidays with the mindset of, ‘I deserve to indulge and I shouldn’t have to exercise’ then you’ll enter 2012 a few pounds heavier, a little less healthy, and with lower energy than ever before.

I believe that you deserve better. I believe that you should enter 2012 in better shape than you are today, healthier than you’ve been in a long time, and with more energy than you thought possible.

I’m here to help –  I’d love to help you keep those holiday pounds off your body over the weeks to come at our Michigan Women Boot camps.

To Your Health,

Randy

Your Fat Loss Expert

then you stuffed yourself. You had your day of infamy as being

able to ingest more food than humanly thought
possible.

You had your fun. You ate, burped, ate some more.
Your feet are swollen, you are taking alka seltzer,
and you are promising that you will never eat like
this again.

You are mad for all the work you have done over the
last 2 months to get healthy are down the drain
as you wipe the whipped cream off your chin.

Well, don’t despair, my friend.

Actually if you have been dieting and exercising hard
for a time this day could have actually helped you lose
weight!

WHAT?

Yes, by overloading your body on a day considered a cheat
meal, you can actually jump start your metabolism and burn
more calories that you did the day before the feast.

This is why the ladies that are part of our women bootcamps

had no guilt and ate what they desired and enjoyed the day.

So if you follow my diet guidelines and do what I know works,
those of you had the green light to cast care to the wind,
and in the words of my wife–”eat like a flipping pig”!

For those wishing to get those diet guidelines so they can
finish the year losing some weight you can contact me and I
will show you how you can “eat like a flipping pig” and actually
lose weight!

To Your Health,

Randy

Your Fat Loss Expert

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To Your Health,

Randy Woody

Your fat Loss Expert

Not your expected subject from the Premier Fat Loss Expert—but I have some

issues I have to get off my chest. Yes–my 58 inch, shirt stretching chest.

My wife runs a very, very caring dog rescue. Better Life Canine Center. She

rescues, medically treats, trains, nurtures, and places these dogs with families

that are looking for a family addition. 99% of the time the adopters are vetted great–

that 1% ticks me off. You know the family that lives out of state so they can’t take

advantage of the FREE ongoing training BLCC gives to all adopted dogs through

their program. So these people adopted a dog 6 months ago, it was obedience

trained as all are before being placed. It had anxiety issues after it was placed when

someone came to the door. No biggie, get a trainer get it fixed right. Noooo…

these people just let it go for 5 months until the dog in an high anxiety mode bit a visitor

on the hand. No attack, goodness- a stressed anxious reaction. So my wife gets a call and they

have prayed (yea right) on it and they have to return the dog. Yes, take the dog out of

it’s new home with the 4 kids that love it and bring it back because it would take some

effort on their part to make the dog not react at the door in a stressed out way.

BLCC offered to pay for the training! Yep. BLCC offered to drive 3 hours on the weekend

and help them! Yep. But no these great dog lovers brought him back and now he will

be rotated in and out of a crate until a new home is found for him. Kiss my rear. Man up.

Losers, weinies, frogs–whatever. Then they claim to be this great Christian family–hey

don’t pull that card on me I am an Elder of DWO and we don’t play Christianity we live it.

A REAL Christian is diligent, seeks counsel, and asks for guidance–not turn their back on

what they are to take care of. So, my opinion of these folks is not too high on the richter

scale. Right above , well I won’t say. So if anyone is looking for a great dog contact

BLLC and ask about the dogs they have for adoption–but don’t be a weinie or I will

write about you next. Also go to their site and click the button and become a monthly

sponsor for an awesome group. Tax deductible.

Another thing–I want to run some people off the road when it snows here. Yes I repented

already.

It snows and they don’t clean their windows, mirrors, lights, tail lights. Just turn on the wipers

and bend over and peer through the opening and could care less about any one else. I guess

once they shut their car door they feel like they are in their own little world. Yea they are–

dumbsville. 2,800 tow truck calls in one day here. I’d venture to say many were peering out

their little opening from their wipers. Man up and wipe your flippin’ car down.

Okay time to be Fat Loss Expert again. Whew, sorry about the rants.

And this brings me to those who say it is hard to lose weight, get fit, live a great life.

MAN UP. If it was no issue I wouldn’t have a career.  Was it hard eating that quarter pounder

and biggie fries? Was it hard eating that bag of chips watching my Steelers lose? Was it hard

lapping down that bowl of ice cream? Come on man—control that flesh and live the life you

are supposed to live. You ladies in Metro Detroit area get into Michigan’s Premier Women Boot Camps.

You can join the most complete program that guarantees you results. Will you need to

change some things-yes. Will it be hard sometimes -yes. Will it be worth it – YES! Will you get all

the tools, help, support, guidance, love and kick in the rear when needed? Yes.

Times up, I have to go settle down and relax and repent for my ill will towards others.

Repent yes, forgive yes, forget –not a chance.

To Your Health,

Randy Woody

Your Fat Loss Expert

Michigan Premier Indoor Women Boot Camps

Super Bowl Sunday is upon us. Is this the picture of what most wives will see come half time of this event

that takes hold of the American male and puts him in a state of total gluttony? WOW!!

Guys (and some gals) use this football game as an excuse to drink and drink themselves into a total

coma. I just don’t get it.

Sure, it’s the last football game of the season. And I will tell you my favorite team is in it, the Steelers.

But I doubt if I will watch much of it, let alone through out all reasoning of sanity and throw large

amounts of garbage food and alcohol down my throat.

You all that are out shopping and planning and getting all amped up and calling all your friends

over to watch “The” game on your big screen, do every one a favor and serve up some chicken

breasts baked with your favorite ht sauce. Bake up some sweet potato chips, have a large veggie

tray and serve up pitchers of ice tea and bottled water. After all you are getting together to

watch the Steelers win–not to have a food orgy right?

This reminds me of St. Patrick’s day when everyday body discovers they are of Irish decent

and goes out and gets liqueured up. Or on Fat Tuesday when you decide it’s time for you to be

Polish and pick up your box on lard fried jelly doughnuts and be the hero at the coffee break at

your work.

We wonder why the good old U.S.of A. is the #1 country in the fastest growth in obesity stats.

What excuse do we need to wallow at the food trough? Birthday, anniversary, after church,

the great buffet? How about going on a cruise– all I hear about is the food they ate, not the ports

they visited.

Yep. Super Bowl Sunday is your day to throw all sense to the wind and throw your New Years’

Resolution out with the garbage, and pack it in and throw it down.

I will say one good thing comes of this.

Job security for me and other fat loss experts!!

To Your Health,

Randy Woody

Your fat Loss Expert

]]> http://randywoody.com/fat-loss-expert-speaks/feed/ 0 http://randywoody.com/fat-loss-expert-keys-to-success/ http://randywoody.com/fat-loss-expert-keys-to-success/#comments Tue, 18 Jan 2011 02:12:48 +0000 randy http://randywoody.com/?p=547 The one question I get asked so many times from people who have either let themselves go, or those who

have tried everything, but can’t stick to anything is “How do I do it?” Sound like you? I believe getting

Read more on 11 KEYS TO YOUR SUCCESS…

I want to share some valuable lessons I learned in 2010 and will use to make it a

great 2011. And I’m hoping to impart some wisdom on you from my lessons so

you too can experience a great 2011 and not have to deal with some of these things.

CRABS

I know of three types of crabs. There are the ones you do not want to bring home!

Then there are the great tasty ones we love to eat.

And then there are those bottom feeding scum suckers that like crabs

will try to pull you back into the bucket they live in! You know those “crabs”

I’m talking about. The “friends” who tell you not to even bother trying to lose

weight because you always fail. The ones who don’t want you to succeed because if you do

they have no excuse not to.

Like real crabs in a bucket as you are climbing your way

out they will reach up and grab you and pull you back down to be with them.

I have seen many, and I mean many clients get pulled right back into the hole

they were so close to clearing the rim of, before their “friends” gave them such

guilt for not doing the Friday night scene any more, or not being the one they

could count on to share that pizza with. Well these are not friends–these are CRABS.

If they were friends they would be encouraging you and helping you in any way they

could to reach your goals. Tell you what to do with these crabs–toss ‘em into the

flipping water and don’t look back.

VAMPIRES

No, but close.

The vampires I’m talking about don’t suck your blood but they do suck the

life out of you. Negative, crabby, pessimistic, just plain miserable people.

Oh yea girlfriend let’s hang out!

You would be shocked how many people I see that allow these vampires

to drain the life out of them. And I mean allow, because it is real easy to

just say no and not let these vampires into your life. I am very careful

who I allow into my inner circle. They will not be dream stealers, vampires,

or the above mentioned crabs. I bet you pay more attention to your

computer getting infected with a virus than you do yourself downloading

junk from those you allow into your circle. Trust me–my ear and eye gate

is protected more than my desktop. Don’t let these life sucking vampires

into your life. In the famous words of Nancy Reagan “Just Say No” the next

time a crab or a vampire tries to get time with you.

Did I experience some crabs and vampires in 2010? Not in my personal

life but I did see this happen to some of my clients who were so close to

stepping into the place where they would never look back. So close.

So here’s to a great 2011 for you and may the only crabs you come across

are steamed and drenched in butter. And as far as vampires go– shoot

I won’t go to a movie to watch that junk so I sure ain’t going to hang out with

one.

To Your Health,

Randy

Your fat Loss Expert

p.s. but hey next time you see me ask me about them werewolves!!!

This is after people ask “How do I lose this fat?”

Well here is a list of the items we purchase when we

go shopping for groceries.

Now we don’t buy all of

this at one time, we buy what we will use for the WEEK.

Important note–for the week. This means we have a

menu wrote out for the week and will not have foods

go bad–or have extra food in the house to cause over eating!

Can you say – Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance.

So without further delay here you go:

Chicken breast (skinless)  

Lean fish (orange roughy)  

Salmon (wild)

Lean ground sirloin (5%fat, Laura brand)

Canned albacore tuna in water

Omega 3 eggs (cage free)

Non-fat or low fat plain yogurt   

Non-fat or low fat cottage cheese

100% Whey protein powder

Brown rice   

Sweet potato  

Oatmeal (rolled oat in canister)

Oat Bran cereal   

Raw Nuts (almond, walnut, cashews)

Prunes   

Oranges

Apples  

Seasonal fruit

Spinach ( fresh)

Green Veggies

Fresh veggies (romaine, salad stuff)

Garlic cloves, onions, hot peppers (spice for dish’s)

Stevia (natural sweetener, can get in packets)

Soy sauce (naturally brewed, has no msg added)

Black pepper, variety of seasonings, (be aware of too much salt and msg additives, also hydrogenated fats)

There you have it. Most of you if you really look at what you

eat will see that you have 2-3 constant breakfast food, 2-3 lunch foods,

and again 3-4 dinner foods. People always say I get bored of this

or that. No–you just want those cookies and pies!!

Put this list to use, write out a menu for the week,

and use that menu to shop with a purpose in mind

and not just wander into the store and walk out with

foods you had no intentions or desire to buy or have

in your house.

I hope this helps empower you in your quest for god

health and a lean body.

To Your Health,

Randy

Your Fat Loss Expert

Yes, Saturday night  just as things were heating up Brenda

came home expectingly. I was sweating, and working it.

Yep, the ground sirloin was browning in the pan, the refried

beans were heating up on the stove, and I was sweating from the

habenaro salsa! Yes, it was my cheat meal for the week.

Homemade burrittos, refried beans, and chips and salsa.

You are in total shock. Well Brenda wasn’t.

You ask-”What is my fat loss expert eating like this for?”.

You see as you go on a calorie and carbohydrate restictive

diet to lose body fat the body will go into a mode of self

preservation if you will.

Our ancestors didn’t know when their next meal would be so

the body had a mechanism where it would slow down the metabolism,

stop producing leptin (a hormone that allows your body to use

fat for energy) all to protect you against starvation.

So as I diet 6 days a week, I will have my cheat meal on Saturday

night to stoke up my metabolism for the folowing week so I can

burn more fat for energy.

So I  put off all those pyschcological cravings for a week and

I can have them on a meal once a week.I said meal, not day.

Also this is not a liscense to over eat and binge like a truly

starving person. But do eat more than you allow yourself during

the week. Your body will respond by turning up the heat and burn

more calories for you as you get back on your dieat for the

next 6 days. And doing this will help you put off eating what

you shouldn’t as you know if you just wait until your cheat meal

you can have that little extra you are craving. helps keep you

on track, both mentally and physically.

So, like I said Brenda caught me cheating, but she actually

helped prepare my meal.

Oh and desert was great!

To Your Health,

Randy Woody

Your Fat Loss Expert

Michigan Premier Women Boot Camps