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Tis The day After Christmas…..

Published on December 25, 2011 By randy

Tis the day after Christmas,

And all through the crib,

None of us is moving,

In fact we’re still wearing our bib.

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We had a feast for queens and kings,

A personal buffet we laid out,

We ate til full,

Burped and ate some more,

Then loaded our Tupperware,

And went on our way.

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SWOLLEN FEET, ALKA SELTZER, AND FAT LOSS

Published on November 27, 2011 By randy

Okay, you stuffed the turkey, then you stuffed

yourself. You had your day of infamy as being

able to ingest more food than humanly thought

possible.

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You had your fun. You ate, burped, ate some more.

Your feet are swollen,

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HERE COMES THE FAT SEASON!!

Published on October 10, 2011 By randy

It’s here Weight Gain Season! —whether you’re ready or not.

Just look at the seasonal shelves in your favorite store. Retailers like to call it ‘holiday season’ but let’s be more accurate.

Weight Gain season begins now and runs straight through New Year’s…and it all started with those isles Of Candy for Halloween!

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The next two months will bring ample opportunity for you to expand your waistline. Of course the choice is yours.

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WHY WE SLEEP GOOD AT NIGHT

Published on July 28, 2011 By randy

Just received an email from a new client that really touched us. We get so many like this and if you

could see them you would know why we take our profession so serious. Man, people trust us with

their lives. This isn’t a game, or a part time gig. This is what we are called to do and are so honored

and humbled that God uses us to touch people’s lives. If you don’t get choked up reading this you

need to check your pulse. This is why Brenda and I sleep so well at night.

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INDEPENDENCE DAY – FREE FROM GUILT!

Published on July 4, 2011 By randy

Okay, you flew the flag, lit some fire crackers,

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then you stuffed yourself. You had your day of infamy as being

able to ingest more food than humanly thought
possible.

You had your fun. You ate, burped, ate some more.
Your feet are swollen, you are taking alka seltzer,
and you are promising that you will never eat like
this again.

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YOUR LUCKY DAY – TRUST ME

Published on February 27, 2011 By randy

As THE Fat Loss Expert I get requests from all over the globe for HELP.

Whether a mother wanting to drop that last 10 pounds of baby fat fast,

the competitive bodybuilder needing to be sliced for their contest WITHOUT

sacrificing their hard gained muscle, or for the average person just wanting

to get back to looking good and being healthy.

My standard fee is $150.00 for a consultation and $99.00 a month for continued

support and keep them dialed in for fat loss. Bodybuilders are a whole other price that

I will not go into here. For those that can’t see me in person there is a fee of $100.00

to connect with me and an ongoing fee of $99.00 a month that they must commit to

for the period of time I tell them based on their goals.

Well I will say there is an opportunity to gain access to one of the methods that I have

been using for over 30 years with proven success at a fraction of what I charge.

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GET IN MY BELLY!!

Published on February 5, 2011 By randy

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Super Bowl Sunday is upon us. Is this the picture of what most wives will see come half time of this event

that takes hold of the American male and puts him in a state of total gluttony? WOW!!

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11 KEYS TO YOUR SUCCESS

Published on January 18, 2011 By randy

The one question I get asked so many times from people who have either let themselves go, or those who

have tried everything, but can’t stick to anything is “How do I do it?” Sound like you? I believe getting

started is the hardest, followed by that 4-6 month period when you have began to reach your goals and

the motivation to push even further can fade.

These 11 Keys Will Help

1. Have an end goal in mind. What specific and measurable results do you want to achieve and in what

time period?

2. Visualize everyday how you will feel in your new fit body. Also visualize how bad you would feel if you

don’t change.

3. Know results aren’t going to happen overnight. You didn’t get that way overnight, so don’t expect to

get back into shape in one week.

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BRENDA CAUGHT ME CHEATING!

Published on December 14, 2010 By randy

…and she didn’t care!

Yes, Saturday night  just as things were heating up Brenda

came home expectingly. I was sweating, and working it.

Yep, the ground sirloin was browning in the pan, the refried

beans were heating up on the stove, and I was sweating from the

habenaro salsa! Yes, it was my cheat meal for the week.

Homemade burrittos, refried beans, and chips and salsa.

 BRENDA CAUGHT ME CHEATING!

You are in total shock. Well Brenda wasn’t.

You ask-”What is my fat loss expert eating like this for?”.

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FINISHING IS WHAT COUNTS

Published on December 4, 2010 By randy

The scene I see that makes me cry and hurt for people is when they have a goal, start the process, and then

without realizing how close they really are to the finish line —–turn back!!

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